Why I’m Going Home to Eat Broccoli and Drink Wine

Sounds awesome, right? Sorta. My fridge contains what I have to look forward to when I get home from work. It also contains what I have to succumb to eating upon return to my apartment.  Those two things are wine and broccoli and the events of my lunch hour are the cause of this. Today,…

Zippers: a pitfall of living alone

I couldn’t do up the zippers on three of my work dresses this morning. F$&*%!! Really? What a drag, seeing as though I went to the gym four times last week and am more or less the same weight/size I’ve been for the past six months.  For some reason, my dresses decided to not do-up…

Last Week’s Autobiographical and Dramatic Episodes

Let’s jump back to last Monday morning when I was hit by a car.  Just to clarify, I’m fine.  The car was going about 5K an hour and they saw me crossing the street, they just couldn’t stop in time because of the snowy roads.  The driver, obviously traumatized, finally jolted to a halt beside…

Psychopaths, Broken Bones, and Zombies: My weekend in a nutshell

Every so often I like to talk about life.  So, this weekend, the following happened: Eight Psychopaths I went to see the new movie Seven Psychopaths.  The first miracle about this was I convinced my mom to go.  This is a woman who’s favourite movie is The Sound of Music.  Surprisingly, she chuckled at a few…